God Hates Republican Christians

God hates Republicans, this I know, Gustav, and Hanna told me so. God hates American Christians, this I know, Ike and Josephine told me so. As far as I can tell, God is doing everything he can to disrupt the Republican National Convention and to draw attention away in the hope of ensuring no Republican candidate or the Republican message does not get out. A close examination of history tells us there is no other conclusion: God hates Republicans, God hates Christians and most of all, God hates Christian Republicans.

God has shown us repeatedly that he is willing to use regional destruction to painfully rain his displeasure loudly across America, and maybe the world. After Hurricane Katrina devastated the southern United States, American Christian leader after American Christian leader blamed the storm on their loving God's anger about abortion and homosexuality.

Rev. Pat Robertson, one of the few people on earth with a direct phone line to God and authority to speak on God's behalf, relayed to us mere mortals God's explanation for Katrina, and why he had to kill at least 1,836 people. On September 12, 2005, the great, wise and all knowing Reverend Pat Robertson elegantly laid out God's reasons.