The Perfect Presidential Candidate

This person who is not running for office would be the perfect pick.

He (which immediately disqualifies him for some, but nevertheless)....
He doesn't drink, smoke, do drugs or tell lies.
He doesn't own ANY houses, in fact he's not materialistic at all.
He's never committed adultery.
He loves both the elderly and children. He loves everyone.
He's seen much evil the world over and has visited people with compassion.
He can advise the nation as to its finances, military defenses, domestic and foreign issues, natural disasters and issues facing families.
He can tell us what NOT to worry about, and where to concentrate our efforts.
He would see us through to world peace.

Of course, many would still reject him. He's not good enough because...

He doesn't only talk "peace, love and joy" - contrary to some reports.
He speaks out about peoples' follies and even tells some people they're wrong.
He hangs out with "sinners" and dirty people...places you just don't go if you're dignified.
He doesn't fit the conventional mold, as much as people say they want "change".
He's too much of an upstart.
He prays in public too much.
His hair is too long, his feet dirty and he often sleeps outside.

The media would just make a mess of things for him:

They would twist his words until barely recognizable.
They might accuse him of starting a new "religion" instead of just trying to improve the old one; either way, he's politically incorrect.
They would ridicule his lifestyle.
They would ridicule and punish his associates for every wrong word, deed or past mistake.
Some people might even see to it that he is killed.

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