Whacky Cartoon Characters

I love to watch cartoons. I admit it. I think many cartoons are funnier than any sitcoms. Here is a list of some new cartoons characters that we would like to see:

1. The Transparent Political Guy. What you see is what you get. Watch the lies and half truths that fly at you during each hilarious half hour.

2. Half Man. This super hero can split in half. Now you can see a super hero that can be at two places at once. Great program if you have a split screen TV.

3. Goose Eggs. Scary episodes of a goose that lays supernatural eggs. Guess what comes out of each new egg. Each episode is hard boiled.

4. Bugs Funny. Stand up comedic rabbit tells jokes that are bound to lay an egg. P.S. No relations to Goose Eggs.

5. Barbie Battles the Bots. Battling Barbie battles the bots for the future control of Earth.

6. Super Palin. She's faster than a moose and squirrel. She can bend special interest groups with her bare hands. She's able to leap tall mountains in a single breath. Don't make her angry. For her, revenge is sweeter than wine.

7. Tic Toc Barrack. This is a magical clock that tells perfect time. Tic Toc is always on the go. He never slows down. He's bent on making the world a better place for his fellow clocks.

8. McCain Train Willey. Watch McCain Train Willey go around the track as he is always headed in the right direction. McCain Train Willey loves to toot his horn.

9. Beddy Bye Biden. Sleepy time with Beddy Bye Biden. You'll cuddle up with your favorite stuffed animal as you hear Beddy Bye Biden sing nursery rhymes and other delightful silly songs.

10. Hulking Hillary. When timid Hillary gets upset, she turns into Hulking Hillary, a mountain of a monster in lavender tights. Beware of her powerful kicks. They'll send you to another county. This cartoon is not for little kids.