You Think You Wanna Date Me?

So You Think You Wanna Date Me?

1. Are you employed? Unless you are employed or independently wealthy we'll be sitting on the couch. That doesn't work for me. If no, STOP NOW - If yes, continue to question 2

2 Have you been with the same employer for 3 years or more?If no, STOP NOW - If yes, continue to question 3

3. Do you live with your parents? I know shit happens, but come on.If yes, STOP NOW - If no, continue to question 4

4. Do you have a checking account? Grown-ups have checking accounts.If no, STOP NOW - If yes, continue to question 5

5. Have you overdrawn your checking account more than twice? I really don't have the patience to keep explaining that you can't write checks when you don't have any money.If yes, STOP NOW - If no continue to question 6

6. Do you have children? I hate to sound mean, but children equal baggage (aka baby momma), face it.If yes, STOP NOW - If no, continue to question 7

7. Are you going to ask me for children? I don't want to be your baby momma.If yes, STOP NOW - If no, continue to question 8

8. Do you take more than 15 minutes to get ready in the morning? I can't be with a man who is prettier than me. If yes, STOP NOW - If no, continue to question 9

9. Do you weigh less than 150lbs? I have a strict rule about not dating a man who I can throw down. I like to be the one getting thrown down, thank you.If yes, STOP NOW - If no, continue to question 10

10. If you've gotten this far, I'm impressed! You definitely might be someone I'd wanna date. Just a couple more things:

Must love tattoos & piercings, hate big scary dogs, not want your back scratched ALL the time, take out the trash, buy me pretty things, tell me I'm beautiful, OH and being Irish is a plus : )

In reality I am married to the greatest guy ever and he truly is the love of my life. But, if I had to start all over again this is the questionnaire I'd pass out anytime a guy asked for my number. Hey it doesn't make me a bad person to know what I want...errr or should I say don't want.

Happy Hunting!