Periodic Table Element Names in a Funny World

What would the elements in the periodic table be named, in a funny world? Anyone who has taken high school chemistry became acquainted with the periodic table of elements. Everyone knows some of these periodic table elements, such as gold, silver, iron, carbon, helium, hydrogen and lead. Then there are the bizarre sounding elements like praseodymium and ytterbium.

What would the period table elements be names in a funny world? Below is a list of the periodic table elements, and next to them, their corresponding names in a funny world. Several of these periodic table elements have no funny names because I just could not think of any. If you have any suggestions for the blank spaces, please put your suggestions in the comments box below this article. In fact, go ahead and put your suggestions in for the already-named elements, if you think your name is even funnier than the one I already have up for it.

Actinium --- Act-out-ium

Aluminum --- Alarminum

Americium --- Amer-reek-ium

Antimony --- Antagonize

Argon --- Our gun

Arsenic --- Arsonic

Astatine --- Assenine

Barium --- Bury 'em

Berkelium --- Jerkelium

Beryllium

Bismuth --- Busy moth

Boron --- Moron

Bromine --- Bromean

Cadmium --- Cudmium

Californium --- Calipornium

Carbon

Cerium

Cesium --- Seize 'em

Chromium --- Crumbium

Cobalt --- Yo' fault

Copper --- Cop-out

Curium

Dysprosium --- Dispose of 'em

Einsteinium --- Einstainium

Erbium

Europium --- You rip 'em

Fermium

Fluorine --- Flirtine

Francium --- Franticium

Gadolinium --- Gadoloonyum

Gallium --- Ghoulium

Germanium --- Germanicium

Gold --- Old

Hafnium --- Half a man

Helium --- Hellium

Holmium

Hydrogen --- Get highdrogen

Indium --- Idiot

Iodine --- I lack spine

Iridium --- Irritatium

Iron --- I run

Krypton --- Corrupton

Lanthanum --- Lycanthranum

Lawrencium --- Lawretchium

Lead --- Dead

Lithium --- Loathium

Lutetium

Magnesium --- Madnesium

Manganese --- Mangle niece

Mendelevium --- Mentalevium

Mercury --- Mockery

Molybdenum --- Molybdeadum

Neodymium --- Neodumbium

Nickel --- Nutso

Neon --- Peon

Niobium --- Niobum

Nitrogen --- Nutrogen

Nobelium --- No bullium

Osmium

Oxygen --- Toxicgen