Sarah Palin Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Moosehead Sales to Soar from Thursday Night's Debate

While I do not usually condone consuming large quantities of alcoholic beverages, certain occasions call for more than the usual glass of wine with dinner. The Sarah Palin-Joe Biden vice presidential debate scheduled for this Thursday, Oct. 2, is one of those times.

Though the vice presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden is likely to be an entertaining show even if you're stone cold sober, just think of how much more fun you could have adding alcohol to the mix.

RULES OF THE SARAH PALIN VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DRINKING GAME

Take a chug of Moosehead beer whenever Sarah Palin says the following:

--Maverick
--Reformer
--Any sentence including the words "neighbor" and "Russia"
--Small-town values
--Gwen or Joe (remember how many times Palin said "Charlie" during the Gibson interview?)
--Off shore oil
--Alaska
--"Thanks but no thanks!"
-- Witchcraft (not likely...but hey, you never know, especially if Kathleen Parker's name should pop up)

Take two chugs of Moosehead whenever Sarah Palin does the following:

--Utters a coherent sentence (i.e., contains a subject and a verb and makes logical sense)
--Talks about her new friend Henry Kissinger or Hamid Karzai
--Explains how being the part-time mayor of Wasilla, Alaska with a full-time city manager counts as executive experience

Chug a whole bottle of Moosehead if Sarah Palin mentions the following:

--Palin Presidency

On second thought, make that two bottles of Moosehead.

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Author's note: The author of this piece does not actually condone the drinking of large quantities of alcohol or playing drinking games of any sort. For more information, please look up the word satire in your favorite dictionary.

See also:
Palin Bingo