New Yo Mama Jokes to Pass Around

Yo Mama jokes have been around for ages. You probably remember Yo Mama jokes from the playground at school. I even hear teen kids today with new Yo Mama jokes. What makes Yo Mama jokes so funny is that they are so stupid. The Yo Mama jokes that seem to be the funniest are the You Mama jokes that are the worst.

I sat down at café and decided I would put my mind to work. It was easy to come up with some new Yo Mamma jokes. Below are the Yo Mama jokes or variations that I came up with. I hope that you like these Yo Mama jokes.

Yo Mama is So Ugly Jokes:

Yo Mama is so ugly that the school crossing guard told her to stand in the middle of the road.

Yo Mama is so ugly, the dog used her as a fire hydrant.

Yo Mama is so ugly, crack dealers give her a refund.

Yo Mama is so ugly, the vet refused to see her.

Yo Mama is so ugly, the fleas jumped off of her.

Yo Mama is so ugly, acne refuses to show up on her face.

Yo Mama is so ugly, Old Red checked himself back into prison.

Yo Mama is so Stupid Jokes:

Yo Mama is so stupid, she called 911 to read her a bedtime story.

Yo Mama is so stupid, it took her 3 days to watch the movie, 88 minutes.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she pours cereal in the toilet bowl.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she is still holding the light bulb in the dark waiting for someone to turn the light on.

Yo Mama is so stupid, pan handlers give her money.

Yo Mama is so Old Jokes:

Yo Mama is so old, she taught Jesus the alphabet.

Yo Mama is so old, she greeted Noah after the flood.

Yo Mama is so old, her favorite pet was a dinosaur.

Yo Mama is so old, she was at the theater with Lincoln.

Yo Mama is so old, she cooked for the Confederate soilders.

Yo Mama is so old, dust rejects her.

Yo Mama is so old, she doesn't remember which caveman is your daddy.