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"Headless Horseman": A DVD Movie Review

By Charlotte Kuchinsky, published Oct 01, 2008
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Rating: 4.3 of 5
I have been in search of a good scary movie for about a month now. I've come across disgusting movies, gruesome movies, horrific movies, and outrageous movies. However, I haven't been able to find a good, old-fashioned scary movie. I don't think they exist any longer.

My latest discovery, the 2007 version of "Headless Horseman," appeared to have possibilities from the story synopsis. However, none of those possibilities were realized.

This version of story moves it away from its New England roots into the Midwest. That should have been the first warning that the film wasn't going to honor anything about the Washington Irving's well known prose. The only thing the two stories have in common is the horseman himself and, of course, his penchant for removing heads.

A group of kids on their way to Halloween party decide to take a short cut through an almost abandoned village. However, along the poorly marked dirt road, an open bear trap wreaks havoc on the tires of their vehicle leaving them stranded.

As luck would have it, while the kids stand around trying to decide what to do next, a young farm girl drives up in a tow truck. She tells them that her father's shop is just around the corner and that he can fix the tires in no time at all. Of course they agree to go with her.

It doesn't take long, once they get to the village, for the kids to figure out that they are in deep trouble. The villagers are more than strange. They are ominous and seem intent on scaring the group half to death.

After they discover that their vehicle has been dismantled rather than fixed, they try to walk on to the next village. However, that isn't allowed as they are unceremoniously herded back to the town by the local sheriff.

After a bit of research they find out that every seven years a headless horseman appears in the village. He is in search of six fresh heads. If he is able to collect them all, he will complete his pact with the devil and be able to roam free all of the time. The kids, of course, were brought to the village to present the horsemen with sufficient heads to meet his needs.

Takeaways
  • Richard Moll should have turned down the part in this film.
  • All of the acting leads are virtual unknowns.
  • The script is poorly conceived and even more poorly written.
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Wow, this doesn't sound so good. Fortunately for me I LOVE cheesy awful B-style horror movies. The worse, the better! This is one we'll have to watch!

Posted on 10/12/2008 at 12:10:36 AM

 
Sounds like fun.

Posted on 10/05/2008 at 5:10:40 PM

 
Good job!

Posted on 10/02/2008 at 3:10:20 PM

 
Thanks for sharing!

Posted on 10/02/2008 at 7:10:39 AM

 
I found this one to be very disappointing as well. Great review.

Posted on 10/02/2008 at 7:10:40 AM

 
Thanks for the heads up!

Posted on 10/02/2008 at 4:10:02 AM

 
I saw it and didn't like it either

Posted on 10/01/2008 at 7:10:58 PM

 
Great review - I love scary movies - no matter how horrible they may be.

Posted on 10/01/2008 at 4:10:44 PM

 
Thanks as always for the heads up :D

Posted on 10/01/2008 at 4:10:01 PM

 
Wow! Thanks for the info. I am definitely gonna pass on this one!

Posted on 10/01/2008 at 4:10:41 PM

 
Tell the teens: "Don't let us catch you NECKING at The Headless Horseman movie." Aaaaaaaaaargh!

Posted on 10/01/2008 at 3:10:20 PM

 
Another great review!

Posted on 10/01/2008 at 2:10:36 PM

 
I'm glad I read this, heh, because I'd seen this movie in the store not too long ago, and had thought I might rent it! Thanks for saving me the money!

Posted on 10/01/2008 at 2:10:24 PM

 
Great review Charlie..

Posted on 10/01/2008 at 2:10:49 PM

 
Thanks for the review on this one. I had considered it before reading this. you saved me money! Yaaaaayyyyy!

Posted on 10/01/2008 at 2:10:13 PM

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