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You Could Be One Too...........A BA I Mean

By Mary-Jane Jones, published Oct 01, 2008
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My friend Carol leans over to me. "Hey, do you see that woman there?" "She's a born-again virgin.".

We were having a coffee together in a plaza. I was just about to doze off in the mild sun but was instantly awake. "She's what?" I said. Carol leaned over so that our heads almost touched and explained.

Now, I do understand the concept of being something or believing in something first, then not, and then being something and believing in that again. I'm nothing if not flexible in my thinking. Trends might come and go, but I'm usually aware of them. But I'd missed this one completely, it seems.

Apparently sex is no longer considered "Trendy" by legions of people. This train of thought didn't happen overnight, of course. And this group of "Born-Again-Virgins" (or BAV's as they're called; easier on the texting to use an abbreviation) is split in two, as far as I gather from my research.

One group did have relationships, but after the relationship broke up decided that it was too much hassle to date. This was decided after extensive dating, not overnight. So this group has nearly given up.

The other group does not have relationships at all, but can't be bothered anyway, and presumably also stays at home on a Friday night, probably in front of the TV-set.

Both groups say that they're not worried at all: the women (the research involved only women) say they are not Lesbians, call each other Sister and say that if the "right man" shows up they'll look into it.

I was intrigued by the "Born Again"-bit. Can you be a Born Again Something else? And amazingly, you could be one!

1. Born Again Christians: Most people know what that means: first you were a Christian. Then for whatever reason, you steered away. Only to become one again.

2. Born Again Birdwatchers: Again: These folks were avid birdwatchers once but stopped peering through binoculars on early Saturday mornings because of urgent other family commitments like helping out the Boys Scouts. Only to pick up the same binoculars 20 years later again to look at seagulls on the beach.

3. Born Again Democrats: These are a crowd of unhappy Republicans who turned Democrats.

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Oh and love the BAT one! How funny.

Posted on 11/08/2008 at 10:11:00 PM

 
This was funny, although 'born again Christian' does not mean someone who was a Christian, then wasn't, then was again. It is someone who realized that they did not have a personal relationship with God (whether culturally Christian or not) and then entered into a relationship with God and was given new life, therefore becoming 'born again' as Jesus described in the gospels. Hindus, Buddhists, atheists, agnostics, or people or any religious background can all become 'born again Christians' by entering into a relationship with Jesus Christ. When 'born again Christians' turn away from the faith, and then come back, it's usually called 'recommitting one's life to Christ.'

Posted on 11/08/2008 at 10:11:54 PM

 
Thanks for the chuckle.

Posted on 11/03/2008 at 8:11:24 AM

 
Fun read!

Posted on 10/31/2008 at 9:10:05 PM

 
I am born again person...

Posted on 10/22/2008 at 11:10:53 AM

 
For everybody who wondered what BAT stands for: Born Again Teenager. :)

Posted on 10/13/2008 at 4:10:27 PM

 
mary-jane I can't figure out the BAT. is it Tart? Trouble? Tuba player? Trend-setter? please whisper it in my ear via pm.

Posted on 10/13/2008 at 3:10:36 PM

 
Thanks for the chuckle, Mary Jane. Notice how all the latest trends seem to carry an abbreviation? And, here Iil 'ole me thought besides a degree BA just stood for "before arthritis!"

Posted on 10/04/2008 at 4:10:43 PM

 
I want to be born again young and carefree! Is it possible? Thanks for the article!

Posted on 10/03/2008 at 4:10:59 PM

 
Funny article! I am a born again Weight Watcher. Or more like born again, and again, and again...

Posted on 10/03/2008 at 3:10:48 PM

 
I'm a BAH (Born Again Human.) Happened, partly by choice and partly by chance in my early 50's - about ten years ago when I realized that I had spent too much of my life polishing the activity of 'talking the talk' and began, then, to 'walk the walk.' I am proud to be a member of the BA club!!

Posted on 10/03/2008 at 2:10:06 AM

 
I have a confession to make: I'm a so-called BAT. I was one once, then stopped and now I'm one again. You figure it out...........:)

Posted on 10/02/2008 at 5:10:43 PM

 
Oh my.

Posted on 10/02/2008 at 3:10:39 PM

 
Love this. I love your writing style. You always keep me intrigued to the end!

Posted on 10/02/2008 at 2:10:56 PM

 
You never cease to make me laugh....even while staring the worst possible days in the face!! Thanks so much Mary-Jane!!!!

Posted on 10/02/2008 at 11:10:46 AM

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