Two Unrelated Sources Confirm that John McCain is a Real Life Manchurian Candidate

I have had over the past two months two entirely separate encounters with Vietnamese men in my hometown of Pensacola. Pensacola, being a Navy town, has a very large Vietnamese population; many of them original "boat people" who were refugees from the aftermath of the Vietnam War. Both of these men are well in their 70s and both sport battle scars. One of them lost part of his arm and the other sports burn scars from a napalm attack. What they had to tell me leads me to believe that John McCain might best be termed The Hanoi Candidate.

I did some digging and found that neither of these elderly Vietnamese men are close friends. I can't verify for certain that they don't know each other, but my research has indicated that they do not appear to be in collusion. What they told me, separately and without my seeking them out, were two different stories with the same conclusion. Both, apparently, lived within ten miles of the POW camp in which John McCain first was held prisoner in Vietnam. And though the stories differed in specific details, the overall thrust was exactly the same.

If John McCain is elected President, both these men told me, there is a carefully constructed series of Vietnamese triphthongs that will cause McCain upon hearing them to respond to a post-hypnotic suggestion resulting in his ordering a nuclear missile strike against Russia. In other words, John McCain is an actual living and breathing Manchurian Candidate; a walking timebomb the election of which is a guarantee of worldwide nuclear annihilation.

Both these Vietnamese men told that they had actually been in the presence of the hypnotist himself who had put the post-hypnotic suggestion into John McCain's head. And lest you wonder how it was they knew that McCain would be President, here's the really scary part: this post-hypnotic suggestion was placed into the head of every single prisoner of war at every POW camp in Vietnam. In fact, both men say they never heard the name McCain specifically, but rather that the suggestion was, in fact, placed into the mind of every POW just on the chance that it may come in useful.