Last-Minute Christmas Gifts

Everything You Need at the Tips of Your Grubby Fingers

It happens to everyone. You will forget a relative or a friend and need to find the perfect gift in the twilight hours of Christmas Eve. The malls are all closed. The department stores have all gone home early. Your last salvation is only a few miles down the road. The blinking lights and noxious fumes can only lead you to one place. The Truck Stop.

The moment you walk through the vestibule you will be amazed that you didn't think to focus all of your holiday shopping efforts at this single location. Classy jewelry for the ladies, movies for the film buffs, radar detectors for criminals and Corn Nuts for the kids are all within reach.

The following is a guide to those incredible last-minute gifts that create enduring Christmas memories.

Combination VCR/Television Set. The true beauty of truck stop gifts is that you can find everything in a home and travel edition. Whether curled up on the couch or out on the open road your unsuspecting victim will be treated to bad reception and the lone VHS tape that got stuck in the VCR. This is high-end gift giving without the high-end prices or long-term enjoyment.

Crystal Miniatures. The true quality items will always be closed within a glass case. Of course this provides the opportunity to question the "sales associate" on which is better, the crystal dolphin at the piano or the crystal hummingbird with bird feeder. Regardless of which you choose, you will have a gift that cuts straight to the heart.

Leather Vest. All the best in fine leather crafting is available at incredible prices. The material may not always be leather, or even a decent representation but the hardcore style of a Hell's Angel is both classic and perfect for middle-aged accountants. Extra points for an eagle, Harley Davidson or American flag patch across the back.

Cigarette Lighter. The sheer variety of flame-creating equipment is daunting. Just a few examples include classic zippos, miniature torches, favorite pro wrestlers, ammunition, rock bands, gang affiliations, astrological signs, and every color of the rainbow. The most basic personality trait can be acknowledged with a truly personalized gift for under $5.