Sunflower Seeds

One day a boy named Jimmy was walking down the street eating sunflower seeds. He was spitting them on the sidewalk. When he was about to spit one out, the wind picked up and blew it back at the person walking behind him. The person who was hit with the saliva covered seed became angry. He ran up to yell at Jimmy, but tripped and hurt his ankle. He decided to go the hospital to see if it was broken.

While he was getting an X-ray done, he told a black joke, not knowing that a black doctor had just entered the room. The doctor left the room angrily, and accidentally got his foot entangled on a sheet covering a grotesquely mangled, scary looking corpse. The stretcher the corpse was on came to a sudden stop and the doctor pushing it tripped over the black doctor, and the corpse fell from the stretcher. A little girl that was with her mom dropped her juice in horror and started to scream. The mom dragged her daughter away from the scene.

Before the janitor could clean the mess, a woman slipped on the juice and hurt her back. A man ran over to help her, and when she got up she realized that they went to high school together. They started to go out for a while, and eventually they got married and had four children. They were together for twenty years. One day the husband came home early only to discover that his wife was having an affair with the midget who paints their house. The husband went crazy, grabbed his gun, and shot the midget in the head. The wife ran out of the room. He tried to grab her, but he fell down the stairs and broke his neck. The women stole his credit cards and left the house, never to be seen again.

When the children arrived home from school, they found their father twitching at the bottom of the steps. After the ambulance arrived, the children were taken away by social services. The man spent the rest of his life in a wheel chair having to eat mashed up carrots and peas through a straw. A screen writer seen this story on the news and decided to write a movie about the whole incident.