10 Better Nicknames for the Detroit Lions

Here are some name change suggestions for my beloved Detroit Lions;

#10. Detroit Do-Littles

#9. Detroit Dandelions

#8. Detroit Draft- Because every Lions fan looks forward to the draft.

#7. Detroit Career Ruiners- Charles Rogers, Mike Williams, Joey Harrington, Andre Ware, who's next?

#6. Detroit Bailout

#5. Detroit Dream Crushers- Who else could build hope like the Lions going 4-0 in the preseason and starting off 0-9 in the regular season?

#4. Detroit Tin Men- No Heart

#3. Detroit Dingleberries

#2. Detroit Cursed- Is there any question that this franchise is as cursed as the Chicago Cubs?

#1. The Detroit Depression- Is there anything that describes Detroit and the Lions better than depression? Both are in desperate need of help.