Malone and Selene

On an island unknown to civilization lived two youngsters named Malone and Selene. As always, they sat together on the beach waiting for a plane or ship to arrive and rescue them.

"You is nasty," Malone said as he watched Selene pick her nose.

"So is you," she replied.

"Why do that?"

"Cos' I can."

"That's no reason."

"You do it."

"I do what?"

"Pick your nose."

"Nah man! Nah!"

"Why? You scared?"

"Someone can see!"

"But we alone!"

"There is animals!"

"They don't know!"

"We on island!"

"For how long?"

"Dunno...five years?"

"Oh...I forgot," Selene said and she continued to pick her nose.