50 Fun Things to Do in a Parking Garage to Elicit Some Unusual Reactions

1. Hold a sign that says, "Ask me who I am," and when someone does, say, "Why do you ask?"

2. Stand in a central location while holding a sign that says, "I need to go to the bathroom".

3. Personally greet everyone who gets in or out of their vehicle.

4. Blow your nose and then ask everyone if they'd like to look at the tissue.

5. Stand by one of the doors or elevators and recite Shakespeare.

6. Tell everyone that walks by that you like their ears.

7. Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyone's windshield.

8. Ask everyone who goes by if they'd like to play tag.

9. Clip your toenails and offer to do the same for everyone else.

10. Do something completely ridiculous and then tell people that they're on Candid Camera.

11. Sit on top of your car with a picnic basket and eat lunch.

12. Acting as a mime, try to impart an urgent message to anyone who comes by.

13. Hold a sign that says, "You're strange" while wearing an alien costume.

14. Ask everyone who passes by if they have any hemorrhoid cream that you can borrow.

15. Sit in a beach chair on top of your car - in your bathing suit - with a tanning board and iced tea.

16. Do the hokey pokey around your car.

17. While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash everyone's car for $50.

18. Run around with a net pretending to catch butterflies

19. Attempt to convince everyone who walks by that they have one blue eye and one brown eye.

20. With a horrified look on your face, say to people who approach, "Do you ALWAYS look like that?"

21. When someone walks by, say, "That wasn't nice. They can't help it," to your invisible friend.

22. Wear a sandwich sign that reads, "Ran out of deodorant; keep your distance."

23. Adopt an unusual pose and pretend to be a mannequin.

24. Sit on your car's roof with a small satellite dish and tell people that you're trying to phone home.

25. Offer to switch hats with someone. When they decline, sob uncontrollably.

26. Tell people that you're tired of your life and ask to switch with one of them.

27. Go to the door or elevator walking and talking like a robot - and insist that you're an android.

28. Greet someone, pretending to know them, and ask when you're getting a dinner invitation.