Rosie O'Donnell Has a Big Giant Flapping Annoying Head that She Needs to Shut

I feel I need to do a lot of qualifying in this particular rant. There are a few things I think need to be gotten straight and kept straight in everyone's head before I can proceed. There are some things going on in the media and on television over the past few days and, to be honest with you, it's really hard to pick a villain in this scenario. Yet, despite this fact and despite the rather obnoxious and potentially villainous demeanor and manner of other key elements of this story one giant enormous head has come screeching to an ear-splitting pitch and made me want to stab myself in the eyes with a letter-opener.

FACT: I think Donald Trump is a self-aggrandizing, no-talent, no-taste moron with the worst hairstyle of this or any century and I am including the ones back in Medieval times when there were no hairstylists. He is constantly broke and yet always coming back. When you dig you find he really does nothing more than lend his name to things and then self-promote the hell out of them. He really has little controlling interest in the things he runs around acting like he runs. Everything he has he claims is the best and the most fantastic and most wonderful. However, having seen what passes for his home on one episode of that dismal show "The Apprentice" I can say that you would feel more homey sleeping on the marble floor of the Field Museum in Chicago. Still, he is not the villain in this tale.