9 Things

Marriage

So happy to hear dear
That you have no fear
I'll tell you a few things
That you won't want to hear

1) Marriage is an institution with no-one in charge
2) When you sign on the line you will cook instead of go out and dine
3) You may stop using their name and just refer to them as Sarge
4) You become without the me, me and mine
5) Cruise ships are over, for you just a barge
6) For attention you will need to simply - get into line
7) The meaning of us, becomes they, they and their, don't forget sweetie your the one that signed
8) Quite time is over, they will need you "right now"
9) Refer to rule 1) when you are in doubt - Don't just sit in the corner and pout!