Liberals Say the Darndest Things!
A Compilation of "Botched Jokes"
By Jack Sampson, published Jan 02, 2007
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This article has taken me a while to research. Many of these quotes tend to get covered up quickly. Please enjoy.(From the "botched joke" category...)
"If the personal freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution inhibit the government's ability to govern the people, we should look to limit those guarantees."
-- President Bill Clinton, August 12, 1993
(From the A + B = C category...)
"We must be able to arrest people before they commit crimes. By registering guns and knowing who has them we can do that. If they have guns they are pretty likely to commit a crime."
-- Vermont State Senator Mary Ann Carlson
(Two from the "sounds eerily familiar" category...)
"Waiting periods are only a step. Registration is only a step. The prohibition of private firearms is the goal."
-- U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno, December 1993
and then. . .
"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism, but under the name of liberalism they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program until one day America will be a socialist nation without ever knowing how it happened."
-- Norman Thomas, six-time Socialist Party presidential candidate and one of the founders of the ACLU.
(From the "oh boy what's coming I love surprises" category...)
"The children who know how to think for themselves, spoil the harmony of the collective society that is coming, where everyone (would be) interdependent."
-- John Dewey, founder of "progressive education" and whose programs are today the norm in public schools.
(From the "I love to snort Ritalin" category...)
"Schools will become clinics whose purpose is to provide individualized, psycho-social treatment for the student, and teachers must become psycho-social therapists. This will include biochemical and psychological mediation of learning, as drugs are introduced experimentally to improve in the learner such qualities as personality, concentration, and memory."
--National Education Association report entitled "Education for the '70's." (1979)

Liberals Say the Darndest Things!
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Takeaways
- "I don't care about crime, I just want to get the guns." (Senator Howard Metzenbaum, 1994 )
- "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." (Al Gore)
- "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change." (Al Gore)
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