Super Cute Fat Chick

woke up this morning with

dough nuts on my mind

fixed my coffee

still have time

Jumped in the shower

Had a crumb on my chest

ate remorseless

those special finds are the best

drying off

take a look in the mirror

thank you Father

for blessing me with this figure

pull up my jeans

size 26 slim

girdle nice and tight

holding my stomach in

time to hit the streets

let the world catch this beauty

turn and look back construction workers

checking out my booty

starting to blush

to bad I'm in a rush

walking so fast my hearts about to bust

high hills leaning to the side

from the stress of the weight

that's nothing but a thang

I know how to pull it off

Looking good anyway

Excitement and exasperation

Finally reach my destination

A restaurant up the block

That keeps the kitchen stocked

Of course my table's ready

Slid in my booth with ease

Betty can I have my menu please

Finished my meal and hit it

Self proclaimed food critic

Got my diet coke to go

Refusing to forget it

Now a must say

this was a fun exotic day

for a phat girl anyway