AC's Top Ten Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

The top ten lists of celebrity new year's resolutions lists...

10 New Years Resolutions for David Hasselhoff
New Year's resolutions for the star of Knight Rider and Baywatch offer suggestions for everything from a reunion tour with KITT, to the destruction of all copies of the movie where he appeared nude. Encouragement to continue pursuing his overseas musical career, and re-assess his wardrobe and body hair.

New Years Resolution Suggestions for President George W. Bush
The top suggestion doe your Commander in Chief? A resolution to stop lying. Couple that with learning to admit when you're wrong, and you're off to a winning 2007! Other suggestions included learning more money management and science, as well as striving to meet Dr. Phil in 2007.

Ten New Year's Resolution Suggestions for Paris Hilton
'Invest in underwear' is the first bit of plain wisdom offered up for Paris for the new year. Add to that the very sensible advice to order food in after drinking, (instead of driving to pick it up), and it'll be a better year for the public too. The most generous suggestion on the list of resolutions Paris should make for 2007: give a big raise to the PR guy that has to clean up after you. He earned it.

10 New Year's Resolution Suggestions for Britney Spears
This is the first of two resolution lists for Britney Spears. Apparently she has a lot to work on. First up, take a parenting class. Then, don't have an more until you get your own life a little more stable. Becomes a positive role model not only for your own kids, but also for the masses who idolize you. Great advice.

Ten New Year's Resolution Ideas for Wal-Mart that Will Help Their Associates and Customers
The New Year's resolution suggestions for Wal-Mart included being more upfront with both their employees and their customers. I think the highlight of the list was #5: 'Reinstate emergency room visits into your list of excused absence'. But a close second was to 'reopen layaway'.