Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison Call it Quits

Darn! There goes my great double-duty Halloween costume idea. I figured that by having a guy dress up like a slightly senile old man and a girl dressing as a young, ditzy blonde in bad designer clothing, you could either go as Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison (to the celeb-obsessed crowd) or John and Cindy McCain (to the more political-minded) for Halloween. But alas, all good things must come to an end.

Apparently Holly's two biggest issues with their relationship were these: Hef wouldn't have a baby with her and he wouldn't marry her. So she had a fling with Criss Angel (that really satisfied those two desires). Then she went behind Hef's back and told TMZ about the breakup, when he thought the two of them would release a joint statement to the press about it. So his nagging trophy girlfriend really ended up being a real winner!

Holly was probably also upset about Hef's supposed adoration for a dark-haired Ukrainian model named Dasha Astafieva, whom he may have wanted to move into the Playboy mansion. I guess Holly's okay with any number of blondes dating Hef, but brunettes are absolutely out of the question.

There has also been some controversy surrounding Kendra Wilkinson, with claims that she's breaking up with Hef, moving out of the house, and is possibly engaged. The girl obviously has one hell of a libido, so it wouldn't surprise me to see her move out of the house to hook up with a few guys (but I definitely do not believe for a second that she would finally get out of that virtually sexless relationship and immediately decide to be with one man).

So that leaves poor happy-go-lucky Bridget all alone with Hef. Who would have thought she would be the last woman standing? I very much doubt that she will stay with the other girls leaving, however, because that means no more lucrative 'The Girls Next Door' show (plus she'll just be bored out of her mind). So will Hef spend his last few years alone, or will he invite a whole new slew of girlfriends in to live with him and keep him company? It's a great opportunity for hot girls who want an easy life, because Hef is at the point now where they aren't going to have to 'perform' for him at all.