What is My Eyebrow Doing Down THERE?

Oh good grief, I was watching an infomercial in the middle of the night. I am not the only one who apparently has eyebrows that have defected down to my chin. Someone invented a much needed product called Tweeze (pronounced tweez-ee) Tweezers. Check out their product description, "This battery-powered grooming aid seems to attract hair like a magnet, and makes it easy to tweeze in any direction. Fast and efficient, it works so well that it even removes those single, elusive hairs that pop up on chins. Easy to clean, the tweezer system is safe for use anywhere on the body (except eyebrows)."

It works on all hairs "except eyebrows." Personally I prefer to call these runaways eyebrows. Consider the alternative; what else should we call them - whiskers? I don't think so. One thing is certain; at least I'm not the only freak of nature! My eyebrows must be boycotting my body. They keep running away. They're not exceptionally intelligent though; I keep finding them in the same place - you'd think they'd figure out that I know where to find them!

They are tenacious little tresses. I discovered one just the other day attempting to make a mass exodus off my face. It made it as far south as my upper lip before it stopped. I guess it forgot that it was trying to break free and just decided to set a spell. We've all had bouts of CRS when we can't remember squat. Have you ever walked into another room then forgotten what you were going to do, so you just sat down to do something else? Of course you have. Apparently that's what said eyebrow decided to do. That little whippersnapper implanted itself right above my smile.