7 New Year Resolutions for Flavor Flav in 2007

Flavor Flav has had one of the best comebacks in Hollywood history. The former eccentric hypeman of the controversial hip hop group Public Enemy reached mainstream status when he became the VH1 network moneymaker. With his newfound fame and these New Year resolutions, Flavor Flav could make 2007 a profitable and phenomenal year.

Buy a new wardrobe Possibly owning every color known to man in his closet, it may be time to seek attire not as vibrant. It's okay to wear his outrageous getup when he is performing but on the red carpet, just be a little more conservative.

In other words, ditch the clown clothes and be a little more sensible. Remove the clock from around your neck and hang it up on the wall. Buy a Rolex.

Get a dental plan Good dental hygenie is imperative and I am pretty sure that 0 out of 5 dentists would agree that unnecessary metal, no matter how flashy, cannot be helpful. Lose the fronts and show us your pearly wh... Just take the fronts out.

Change his name Flavor Flav was a cool name when he was the over the top performer in Public Enemy. It even worked when he was romancing the Amazon, Bridgett Nielsen on the realty television show, the Surreal Life. He was the main man in Flavor of Love one and two. The show made him a household name. But, when are you too old to go by nicknames? Is it possible that he could get more deals by his government name, William Drayton Jr.?

Some may say he would be selling out, but it could help his career. He could hit the silver screen in no time. Let's be honest: He wouldn't be a Denzel but he could undoubtedly be a modern day Superfly or the Mack. After all, he does have the wardrobe for it.

Don't make a Flavor of Love 3 Shows like CSI (all of them) and Girlfriends can very satisfactorily return with numerous seasons but television producers take it too far when they make additional seasons for reality television shows. Flavor Flav has found love in a bootylicious diva, which leads me to the next resolution..