Our Political Candidates (Limerick)

Obama claims to be democratic

His political beliefs are erratic

He supports a lost war

The troops, send in more

And the cost of Congo relief is dramatic

Who was picked by Obama for vice?

The answer seems quiet as mice.

He picked Joe Biden

It seems like Joe's hidin'

Well maybe he's off shooting dice.

We should just call McCain Jimbo

His brain is somewhere in limbo

He threw the election

Because of erection

The vice that he chose is a bimbo

Palin as vice ain't realistic

I know that I just went ballistic

With her wink and a nod,

I said "oh my God!

The brightest thing 'bout her's her lipstick!"

So now, who should we vote for

Who won't raise taxes and make more poor

Third party's a choice

Please lift up your voice

Two party votes only begging for more

More taxes and laws we'll be getting

More poverty, state and federal debting

More corporate shelters

While the common man swelters

Is the Constitution really worth forgetting?