More Sarah Palin Political Limericks

1.

Palin claims she said "no thanks" to that Bridge

in the land that's colder than a fridge

every time she opens her mouth

her boss' poll numbers go south

Now McCain regrets spurning Tom Ridge

2.

When McCain had a VP spot to fill

he chose Palin with credentials next to nil

she had only one speech

delivered in a voice worse than Screech

and a cry of drill, baby, drill

3.

In attention Palin seemed to bask

but viewers and pundits took her to task

in the VP debate

her replies were anything but great

Sarah, just answer the question that's asked!