Ten New Years Resolutions for Kevin Federline

K-Fed had a very, very public year. From having another child with Britney Spears to his album and the very public divorce that's going on, it seemed too appropriate to come up with a few ideas for resolutions to make his 2007 better than 2006.

10. Vasectomy

Seriously, you have how many children? Four? Okay, you've bred, we understand your body works fine. Now do everyone on the face of earth a favor and stop. You have an ample amount of children and you should be proud of that. Just do us all a favor and prevent any more children. Four is a great number and one to feel proud of. It isn't a proud thing to state you have x children by several women, y'know? In fact, it makes you seem almost like a deadbeat. Do we know for a fact you pay attention to all your children like they are deserving of? No, we don't. Vasectomies don't make you less of a man, no. Wipe that notion away. Consider it a way you'd never have to use a condom again (not that you ever have used one by the proof of children) and a way to be considered mature.

9. Lose the image

It isn't cute. I don't know why you think your tough guy style is what being a rapper is about. It isn't, never was and never will be. A lot of those guys dress that way because it's who they are. I doubt many of them were backup pop princess dancers like you were. I don't know what style you're exactly going for, but if it's rich ghetto poor then it really isn't doing you justice. You aren't that bad looking a guy if you'd just clean up and lose that image. It, if anything, is holding you back. I'm unsure if this is a good thing or bad thing, but whatever the case, the style isn't you.

8. Stay Single.