Pregnancy and Its Aftermath

Pregnancy, childbirth and then raising a child are not all coo's, ahh's and a mush of cuddly goodness. There are curses that come to women once pregnancy and its aftermath take over a women's body.

Curse #1

You get fat. Yep. Some women may look beautiful pregnant but others look like blobs. That "healthy glow" really only happens from hours spent over the toilet during bouts of morning sickness. In fact every woman who wants a healthy glow should actually try this: Lean head over toilet bowl, heave, repeat. You will have a "healthy glow" in no time and will be able to get rid of all those lotions and potions that don't really work.

Curse #2

You have to pee. This happens through out all stages of pregnancy and its aftermath. You smile, you have to pee. You laugh, you have to pee. You cry, you have to pee. You sneeze, you have probably peed yourself. It is just something women have to deal with for the rest of there lives after giving birth. Let me give you a hint too: It doesn't matter if you had a c-section or not, having an 8 lb fetus jumping up and down on your bladder for 9 months will ruin the way you think about peeing for the rest of your life. In fact you will probably stop thinking about peeing since just the thought makes you want to pee. Reading this has probably given you the urge also.

Curse #3

The creatures err kids that come out of you are not all loving and sweet. Most times that is just a disguise. A baby is beautiful sleeping but when that crying begins and you cannot figure out if it's a dirty diaper, hunger or just plain fussiness you will know what I mean.

Curse #4

Your body will never be the same. Not only will you have to pee constantly but you will have these marks on your body called stretch marks. These vicious brands will appear on your backside, stomach and breast area. You can cream and tan until you are about to get cancer of some form but they will remain.

Curse #5

A baby makes unidentifiable smells at times. Often they are strong and pungent too. Once indentified you should expect to feel queasiness, possible retching and an argument to ensure with your significant other about who fed the baby that.

Curse #6