Was Dave Chappelle Almost Whacked by Oprah?

Many people are still perplexed as to why Dave Chappelle pulled the plug on his hit Comedy Central show at the peak of its popularity, especially with a road paved with gold lined up before him. Well, there is a website called The Chappelle Theory that offers up an amazing possibility. The story contained on this site slowly seduces your sense of intrigue and then pounds you with satire so outrageous and mesmerizing, it is unlikely you will be able pull yourself away.

The website guides visitors through a conspiracy theory about the demise of Comedy Centrals Chappelle's Show. The site chronicles the actions of an organization called the "Dark Crusaders", consisting of Bill Cosby, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan, Jesse Jackson, Whoopi Goldberg, Robert L. Johnson---and freakin' Oprah! The theory alleges that the "Dark Crusaders" conspired to destroy Chappelle's Show due to its comic portrayal of negative black stereotypes. Apparently, Bill Cosby got the ball rolling after viewing the first two episodes of the show in 2003. Having been disgusted by the "shows outrageous tone", Cosby contracts Louis Farrakhan to speak with Chappelle, who according to the theory befriended Farrakhan while seeking spiritual guidance during his conversion to Islam in 1998. The theory story runs along a timeline, describing chronologically how all the aforementioned powerful black individuals conspired to destroy Chappelle, even going as far as to make threatening phone calls, and sending a scary voodoo doll to Chappelle's home - a voodoo doll!?!? You gotta love that.