Christmas Gifts for Liberals

Finding the perfect Christmas gifts for liberals couldn't be easier this year. In fact, right now is a great time to be a liberal. The last five years have pretty much proven that we've been right about everything. Another three years of President Smirk and the word liberal may once again be proudly worn as a sign of intelligence and progressive thought.

With so much fodder being provided on an almost daily basis by the most incredibly out-of-touch and oblivious White House and Congress in the history of the US, consumer items geared toward liberals wishing to loudly proclaim "I told you so" are more plentiful than ever.

Herewith, the top ten Christmas gifts for liberals in 2005.

10) Nothing says Christmas like a tree ornament. And nothing says liberal like an ornament with a picture of Santa Claus holding up a sign that says "Dump Bush." This is a nice round porcelain ornament, almost three inches in diameter. Good stuff.

9) Are you tired of those W bumper stickers? You know W: The President. W: Still the President. Ever wonder why he's referred to by just an initial? Just listen to him talk, he has trouble stringing together more than one letter at a time. Fight back with a bumper sticker than turns things upside in much the same way that Bush has turned the truth upside down for five years. Get the M: The Moron dump bush bumper sticker in classic black with white lettering.

8) Another great bumpers sticker is more to the point. After all, Bush has let it be known that he's doing God's work as President. The perfect answer that to that fallacy is the bumper sticker that reads "I wish you had not voted for Bush-God." Perfect for Christmas and true, too,