My Morning Spam Jam

I woke up today to my check my yahoo mail accounts. It was a light day with thirty-four messages and three hundred or so pieces of spam. Instead of automatically deleting them, I thought I would spot check some and share a viewing with you. I will not go into some of my 74 year old mother's favorite about erectile dysfunction and the like. Mom will call me at times to tell me about how she got thirty or forty in a day. My guess is she may be visiting way too many porno sites. I get them once or two a week now that the craze has lessened.

What catches my eye?

Seaking of porno, is it possible that the Linda Lovelace living will has run out? Nina Lovelace sends a message regarding my Holiday BestBuy Gift card. Not bad, I could fall for that if you didn't consider I haven't gone to a BestBuy store or ordered online from them in over a year. Nice try, see ya.

I must suffer from black outs.

I count twenty-seven emails from Heather, Diana, Janet, etc. that have the subject "about last night." The neat part is not one of these names is a repeat. Could it be I suffer from that disease where you fall asleep and another personality from within takes over my body and has a time I cannot remember? All I can remember about last night is I had this dream where I was lost in my own house and could not find the front door. I did wake up about three in the morning because my old dog was passing some wicked gas. Maybe, when I opened the window it wafted out to the block. These could be complaints from the neighbors' wives about my old dog's flatulence. Don't think so, see ya.

I've won---again and again and...