Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Have Six Nannies

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have six nannies, according to a recent article in Life & Style Magazine, and I believe it. I always knew that a couple such as drama queen Angelina Jolie and drama king Brad Pitt could not possibly be even part-time parents to six kids! So here we go again: Angelina and Brad, Brad and Angelina, Angelina Jolie THIS, Angelina Jolie THAT, Brad Pitt THIS, Brad Pitt THAT, Jolie and Pitt, Pitt and Jolie...ENOUGH !! ! Will someone explain why the media attention on the Pitt Jolie adoptions is way frickin' out of proportion to what this overpaid, overrated and over-publicized couple has actually done? Every time Angelina Jolie just LOOKS at a photo of a Third World baby, it makes national headlines.

And before you gush with admiration over how a movie star could have such a big heart, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aren't even raising their kids! Frankly, I'm beginning to wonder if all this Third World traveling and adopting is just a publicity stunt. After all, movie stars have been known to do some pretty bizarre things. Why should Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt be an exception to that? Movie stars do crazy things. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be playing on the public's sick obsession with them by adopting more babies. It's a sick cycle: The pathetic masses feed off of every move this spoiled couple makes, and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt feed off the attention from the media.

Life & Style Magazine reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have six full-time nannies for the kids. SIX full-time nannies for six kids. Now that is ridiculous. I can see one full-time nanny, since the kids are all under age 8. But SIX ? This means that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt don't spend much time with the kids. Otherwise, why would they hire six full-time nannies? This guarantees that Jolie and Pitt get to make only cameo appearances on their kids.