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Let's Put on Clean Underwear, Matey, and Stomp a Weasel

By Jim Stillman, published Jan 17, 2007
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There are a number of interesting sources for unusual "special" holidays designed to honor a special product or event. Chase's Calendar of Events is one such publication. For years, the Congress was the source of non-binding resolutions honoring this or that but the practice was curtailed in 1995. Meanwhile, state governors and local authorities are forever granting keys to the city or ornate parchment proclamations in support of some idea or product. In addition, manufacturers of products and just fun-folks create holidays to celebrate life ( except for Plan Your Epitaph Day, which is celebrated on November 2nd of each year).

If one has a sweet tooth, nothing beats the celebration of items of candy and other treats. I like candy and the number of special "days" designated to honor candy products throughout the year is vast indeed.

In January, for example, National Chocolate Covered Cherry Day, National English Toffee Day and National Peanut Brittle Day are celebrated on the 3rd, 9th and 26th days of the month, respectively.

February, according to the National Confectioners Association, which should - after all - know about these things, is a month to celebrate National Gum Drop Day (on February 15th) and Chocolate Mint Day (on February 19th). The rest of the year has many excuses to celebrate the glory of candy and, in particular, chocolate. Have a passion for chocolate-covered raisins? Wake up early on March 24th to have an entire day to honor that snack.

Whether it's Jelly Beans (April 22nd), fudge (June 16th), Gummi Worms (July 15th) or just plain lollipops (July 20th), there is a special day to celebrate your cravings. Even if you enjoy roasting marshmallows over a fire, do that on August 30th and you'll fit right in. Peanuts have a number of celebrations: September 13th is National Peanut Day, National Peanut Butter Lover's Day falls on March 1st and, finally, if one wishes to honor the finest culinary combination in the universe (excluding Mallomars, of course), do so on National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day on April 2nd.

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Thanks for all your comments. I just learned that February 20th is National Pancake Day and the folks at IHOP are giving them away, free! Life is surely good.

Posted on 02/13/2007 at 7:02:00 AM

 
Chocolate Mint Day is the one for me!

Posted on 01/23/2007 at 11:01:00 PM

 
Very funny article, Mr. S! I can't think of a more graceful way to segue from weasels to underwear..thanks for the amusing read.

Posted on 01/21/2007 at 10:01:00 AM

 
What fun info on different holidays!! Any reason to clebrate is good for me - but candy - yum yum - that's great!

Posted on 01/19/2007 at 10:01:00 AM

 
Do you think if a person were to present this list to their boss they would be exused from the days work due to the fact that these are holidays? Might be worth a try.

Posted on 01/18/2007 at 7:01:00 AM

 
MM-mm, candy! Haha, now I DEFINITELY have to celebrate these holidays! :)

Posted on 01/17/2007 at 9:01:00 PM

 
Great article! I had never heard of many of those so-called "holidays". I might have fun with some of those! Thanks for sharing!

Posted on 01/17/2007 at 8:01:00 PM

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