The Unproductive Networker

I'm an unproductive networker
I have cards up the wazoo
No one wants to talk to me
Or ask me what I do
I don't quite understand it
Not sure what the problem is
I have cards of many colors
For that and that and this

I sell insurance and juices
I have vitamins galore
I set up websites on the side
And I sell candles in my store
I teach yoga in my spare time
I help smokers who want to quit
I groom doggies on the weekends
And I even clean up ...sh.....oot
I work hard all day and nite
And I'm dedicated too
I want to have that real success
For me and also you
So won't someone please help me
And tell me what to do
I'm open to receive advice
I'm listening to you