Marriage Proposals in a Small Town

Some small towns are very close to large cities, so those people usually make marriage proposals a lot like people in the large cities make marriage proposals. However, what if someone from a large city wants to make a marriage proposal like someone in a small town would make a marriage proposal? How are marriage proposals made in small towns?

In Front of the Soft Glow of a Winter Fire

In the winter, sit on the floor in front of a fireplace (burning real wood) on a furry rug (be careful not to offend animal rights activists) with a glass of wine (Most country people do not make their own wine. It comes from the liquor store down the road.). The homeowner cut, split and hauled the wood to the house and then stacked it. Then the person in the house that knows how to light a fire, lights the sucker. Voila, there is a small town fire in the small town fireplace or stove. If the fireplace or stove is new, there should not be much chance of a chimney fire. Now sit back, relax, and have a couple of glasses of wine. Then pull out the engagement ring. Oh no, even small town marriage proposals will not work without an engagement ring - a real diamond engagement ring. A small town person has to go to a big city to get an engagement ring - no matter what. The cigar ring will not do even in a small town. These girls are strong. Duck if there is no engagement ring. That is a big, big mistake!

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