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The End is Nigh - The Aliens Are Coming!

By Bryan Alaspa, published Jan 19, 2007
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People have been predicting the end of the world for nearly as long as there have been people to do any predicting. Most of them have turned out to be, as you might have guessed, very wrong. Of course this does not stop people from predicting the end of the world. At the very least, one of these days, one of them is going to be right. I figured I would at least add my discourse on the end of the world and my prediction is that it will happen about this time next Thursday. This is just a rough estimate but it helps to at least put a date on the prediction.

On Nov. 7 apparently a bunch of employees at O'Hare International Airport reported seeing some kid of UFO floating over the airport. This was reported by several people reported to be very reputable. These were not folks who staggered from the bar in the terminal out onto the tarmac and thought they saw a disk. On the other had I once had a friend who was a baggage handler at O'Hare and he was constantly assuring us he had talked to supermodels like Paulina Poriskova when it was pretty much impossible for him to have done so unless she had decided to help him load her bags into the belly of the plane. I state this just because I think the sanity of some airport employees needs to be called into question.

Apparently this thing hovered over a gate for a while and everyone down below ran about like ants after their hill has been knocked over and made strange calls about it. How no one managed to take a picture of this thing is what mystifies me. You mean to tell me no one had a camera phone? Doesn't everyone have a camera phone? I mean, I don't have a camera phone, but that's because I like to zig when the rest of the world is zagging, but that's just me. Anyway eventually this thing supposedly just shot up through the clouds so fast it left a strange hold in the clouds through which it had vanished.

So, the question has to be, was it a UFO or some military plane? Was it a weather balloon? Was it some kind of strange light phenomenon or weather event like some people are claiming?

Takeaways
  • The end of the world is here.
  • I think the end of the world will be next Thursday.
  • Aliens are killing birds in Austin. Mark my words.
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