Ketchup with My Life

As a child, I was kicked out of the Girl Scouts. As a result, I spent many hours in the wild, examining fiddler crabs, and decided to become a marine biologist. Became obsessed with data, and joined computer company where I became brain-washed. Recently had mid-life crisis, and moved to Senegal for a year, where my specialty was pounding millet and contemplating the mango tree. Goats were my friends. Former computer company activated homing device, and I was re-assimilated. Next plan: Move to Nepal where I can live on a mountaintop and attempt to reach my long-lost friend Ing Wei through psychic meditation.