Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump Should Go on a "Mediation Date"

The public has had its fill of the temperamental exchanges between billionaire real estate titan Donald Trump and talk show co-hostess Rosie O'Donnell.

If ever there were two people who needed to deal with personal anger issues, it's these two. Both have filled newspaper gossip columns with tales of their recent meltdowns with one another and others, so both would benefit from getting help to control their rages. .

This is why they should consider going out on a "mediation date".These two need to learn how to get in touch with their innermost emotions and there is no better way to accomplish that than by attending a session with a specialist in this field.

Here is how it could all go down:

"The Donald" and Rosie reluctantly agree to meet at the Dr. Omar Whizbang's One-On-One Psycho-MediationServices Center, located in the basement of a converted building that was once a Connecticut munitions factory. Trump's only stipulation is that O'Donnell wear a mask to cover her visage and she demands that, if he intends for her to fully cooperate , he has to put on a hat that completely covers up that "hideous piece" on his head.

The two arrive at the destination for their "mediation date", although Rosie is fashionably late, which causes obvious irritation in "The Donald," already in a rage because he has to wear a dumb hat on his noggin. .When she finally shows up, a masked as agreed upon, they are asked by therapist/mediator Dr. Omar to leave their inhibitions and hostilities outside the door, informing them that every time an unkind remark is made by someone, that person must pay $10. Trump responds by handing him a $1000 bill, smirking in the direction of his nemesis, who counters by handing the doctor a blank check.

Things are definitely getting off on shaky ground, but the perpetually positive Dr. Omar remains hopeful, commanding the two to sit on the floor facing each other. They are directed to hold hands and take turns saying any word that comes to mind about the other. Trump quickly obeys and, after Rosie slaps him, mumbles a descriptive word of her own. This goes on for a half hour, until the two are sweating from exhaustion.