How to Write Haikus that Answer Your Moods

Silly Questions and Answers

Haikus have three lines. They do not have to rhyme. The first line has five syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, and the third line has five. These haikus have various moods such as anger, depression, lazy, etc. The person with these moods ask why they have these emotions. Each haiku comes up with rather foolish answers to solve them. It is opposite of what type of an answer a person would want to get in reality.

I'm depressed, why, why?

What is my problem today?

It's a dream you had.

I'm very angry!!!

Will your psychiatrist help?

Now I feel better.

I am lazy why?

Drink is what you really need

Now I have the runs.

I am envious

You need lots of self-esteem

Now I'm succesful.

I feel dumb today

You have to raise your I.Q.

Meet Mr. Stupid.

Why am I so bored?

I can't get motivated

Take vitamin B