Why Donald Trump Should Date Rosie O'Donnell and Where They Should Go

Two of television's most repugnant personalities recently went head to head. And it wasn't pretty. You couldn't watch a newscast or view a website without seeing Donald Trump's face alongside Rosie O'Donnell's while a talking head announced what each of them said. Well, it's time for Rosie and The Donald to kiss and make up. And since Valentine's Day is so near, the two of them should go public with their mutual apologies and go out on a date. Here is why Donald Trump should date Rosie O'Donnell and where they should go.

Rosie O'Donnell more or less started all of this when she commented on Donald Trump's handling of the Miss USA fiasco. After Trump announced that he would give Tara Conner a second chance (not to act like a drunken, drug-addled slut), Rosie called The Donald a "snake-oil salesman" on her show "The View." (Why she was added to that cast of "The View" is beyond me; Rosie never enhanced a single "view" in her life).

Rosie went on to mock The Donald's voice and hair, and implied that his own personal life (divorces and affairs) should exclude him from acting as the moral compass for the twenty-year-old beauty queen. Then Rosie hit The Donald where it hurts. She said the B-word (B-A-N-K-R-U-P-T-C-Y), after predicting that Trump would sue her for her remarks. "He'll probably be bankrupt by that time, so I won't have to worry."

That made The Donald's ridiculous hair stand on end. He responded like any intelligent, reasonable, mature, multimillionaire would do. He threatened to have someone steal Rosie's girlfriend, Kelli. He then made remarks about Rosie's failed talk show, her failed magazine, and he looks. (Talk about stating the obvious). He called her "stupid," "a bully," and a "real loser" on The Insider.

Doesn't this already sound like a hot fight that requires a lot of make-up sex? Well, that's not all.

Rosie acted just as maturely as The Donald by responding, "I just think he's a hot bag of wind, frankly, with bad hair." Score! I mean, really. Pointing out that Donald Trump has bad hair is like pointing out the fact that water makes things wet.

The Donald versus Rosie.

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