A Present from the Cat

A few years after having her baby, my sister decided it was time to have another go at working off the extra weight. Lying on the conservatory floor, her eyes closed, she worked on some sit ups. Her son was struggling with communication because some children find it difficult to learn English and Welsh at the same time. She heard him behind her saying, "Woof woof mummy, woof woof." She opened her eyes to find a huge rat dangling above her face. She shot up like a rocket and ran for the door - screaming. Her son started screaming too - and ran after her; still carrying the rat.