The Flashing Trend of Today's Young Starlets

It's hard to open the paper or peruse the internet now without being accosted by graphic pictures of young female celebrity's nether regions. Back in the early days of Hollywood, it was rare even to see a starlet's thigh, let alone a breast. Not only are the actresses of today looser of morals as well as clothing restrictions, but the media is now eager to report on their clothing mishaps.

Britney Spears, new mother of two and former pop idol, has been in the news and gossip rags a lot lately. Even though she has a newborn at home, she is spotted nearly every night, partying into the wee hours. Among the tawdry details of her eating and drinking habits and her children's lack of supervision, her publicity has been peppered with paparazzi photos of her female genitals. It's hard to visit news websites without at least hearing about Britney and her amazing public vagina. They say any publicity is good publicity, but I don't see that being the case when your children could possibly be taken away from you. Britney Spears needs to button up and be more responsible if she doesn't want ex-hubby Kevin Federline taking her kids away.

Oh, Lindsey Lohan, when will you ever learn? This year has been rocky for little Lindsey. This girl is now the official party girl of Hollywood, spending most nights at clubs or bars, or tucked away in hotel rooms with streams of people coming in and out at all hours. She's had several collapses throughout the year, which may be attributed to her self-confessed alcoholism as opposed to the stress or exhaustion that her agent attributes it to. Although she says she is now sober, should we believe her? She is still partying, often with the aforementioned Spears, and looking ragged in public appearances. Through all of this, she still managed to get in a few vagina shots out there to the public this past year. How sweet of you, Lindsey. It's just what we wanted. Well, maybe not. I'd rather have a good Lindsey Lohan movie than that any day, especially since we have seen any of those in quite some time.