Why Paris Hilton Should Go Out with Brittany Spears to Victoria's Secret

As if getting caught going commando wasn't bad enough, Brittany and Paris tied the Worst Dressed list for 2006. It may be obvious, but the perfect New Year's resolution for them would be to redo their wardrobes, starting with underwear. It seems as though those two are in desperate need of a trip to Victoria's Secret. By laying the foundation of new wardrobes, maybe they can begin to work their way up to the Best Dressed list and help repair their awful reputations. The sad fact is that it will take much more than new wardrobes and a year of stellar behavior to repair the damage already done.

Quite honestly, what were they thinking? If you really want to pull a stunt like that, why would you advertise it? Wouldn't you go out of your way to ensure that no one was able to get even close to a glimpse up your skirt or dress? Then again, they are all about exposure, or severe over-exposure in this case. In the entertainment market today, if you have mediocre talent, as in the case of Brittany Spears, you need to keep your name out there. You can't afford to ever disappear from the front pages.

In the case of Paris Hilton, whose sad vocabulary apparently consists of the phrase "that's hot," marketing is all she has. She is simply famous for being famous; that's it. She can't act, sing, or write. Nada. If she didn't pull publicity stunts such as this, she would quickly use up her 15 minutes of fame. Unfortunately for us, and American society, she is a master manipulator and knows how to expertly market herself (whatever it is that she's selling).