Humor of an Inane Nature

From time to mention and consideration to contomplation, dietary concoctions and associations, interuptions and advancements, sometimes the end result of the possible pile up flushing, simple frustration and general voided waste wandering down to the sewer system goes unthought of and some wonder where all that funk plethera of discord winds up and some wonder how is the disposal proportionate to the future consumption of hydrogen two parts oxygen. Does what we eat affect the longivity of our pipes, plumbing is what I mention. Lead didn't benefit the Greeks to the point where the benefits outweighed the risk. Ingenuity fatalities can now be better prevented. How about all of these microwaved cuisene items and the low level radiation our bodies are elimaniting on a cellular level from the casual exposure we recieve from daily life living in comfort and necessity, that is eventually filtered out of our body and winds up in the commode, or wherever...

Tap water, you drink that stuff? I do, why? The filtration and purification system is costing me money, and from what I understand it's money well spent. Either way I appreciate it. Why do astronauts drink recycled piss water? Because they are smart and it's well filtered. What do you think your drinking pure rain water, when you drink tap? Mabey, portions are not always fractions. A fraction of a portion of tap water might be pure rain water, and lead, arsenic, and who knows what...

Do your research and make your own informed decision. Some things take decades to rot, in landfills, cigarette butts for example. I do not flush cigarette butts because I do not eat them or puke them up or shit them out. Remember to remind your in laws and guests who smoke this holiday season not to flush cigarette butts down the commode, and do your own vacuuming so you know the bagless vacuum canister debris don't end up in your commode. In laws have a way of creating attention for themselves sometimes, your pocketbook will thank you even if they don't. What get's stuck in your pipes and won't biodegrade shouldn't be in your body or on your person when you go to the bathroom.