A Floridian's View of Snow Birds

Snow Birds

Written By Claudia Gatica

"Paiguen Rupanco"

Much can be said about Florida. If you have cold winters, you have probably woke up in a mid-winter-night, with a runny nose and numbed toes; you then wish to be in a warm Island somewhere. If the thought of looking at hot bodies in tiny sexy bikinis all year around, does not make your frozen fingers and shivering body start to defrost, I suggest you check for a pulse. This dream is my reality, almost 365 days of the year! Here in Florida, the hotties love to be gawked at! Truly, they never mind if a dork like me drools all over them, with dreams of being 10 years younger! So, I play the lotto in the off chance to get some money to have plastic surgery, and then I will get their full undivided attention! But, even a delirious word junkie like myself, knows that will never happen! I am sure you can imagine me, sitting on the beach trying to write. The babes with little bikinis, thongs, or Brazilian tankinies run, and stroll down the beach, while others play Volleyball right in my (no pun intended of course) face! It can even bring tears to my eyes, (if I don't blink for a while) to think back to the good old days in Catholic School. I would try to play tennis, but watching the older girls playing tennis, was so much more educational for me. How can I be expected to concentrate on my own game? Trying to write is futile for me when the hotties are out! What can I say; I am a Hot Blooded Latin Lezzie, in my late 30's, single and dorky! I can still look and wish upon a star! Sigh...