Twenty Ways to Romance a Woman

Have you ever wondered why some guys always seem to have a girlfriend and you don't? Why some guys never seem to mind if they break up with their girlfriend and, on the off-chance that you have a girlfriend, you turn into a pile of molten mush when you break up with your female companion? It's simple. These guys know how to romance the fairer sex. So, as a result, they will never be without female companionship for very long.

Well, now you can have this same confidence. No, I'm not trying to sell anything, and you don't have to call a special 900 number to learn the secret. Just follow these simple rules and you will always be able to spend most of your time with a member of the fairer sex, as opposed to spending all of your time talking trash about the opposite sex with your buddies over a couple of cold ones.

20) The first rule on the list is a tried and true method as long as it is used sparingly and with total sincerity (you know what sincerity means don't you? Actually MEANING what you say and not just saying what your potential mate wants to hear). This rule is especially important at the beginning of a potential relationship. BUY HER FLOWERS! Flowers are always a good way of letting her know that you are thinking about her. But don't overdo it. If you have a standing order at the local FTD, sending flowers will soon lose all meaning.

19) In the beginning, stand up for them when someone talks trash. You don't necessarily have to pull a Van Damme on every Joe who mouths off, but make sure you let people know that you have her back. Women love it when they think someone is on their side, even if they are wrong.

18) By the same token, don't talk trash about her friends. She tells them everything and you will lose that battle every time.

17) Don't wait until a special anniversary or holiday to take a trip together. At the drop of a hat, whisk her away to a remote cabin in the woods and spend the weekend together. By the way, this rule is not an excuse for you to hijack her to a remote location and go fishing all day. If she likes fishing, take her with you. But if she doesn't, spend the time with her. You can go fishing when you go away with your buddies.