Mr. Pantie's Wayward Adventure
Don't Mess with Patti
By Stephen Joltin, published Jan 27, 2007
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I worked for a couple of years in a woman's cloths catalog order center. For obvious reasons as you will see this company will go nameless since the person involved might get in trouble if she still works there. Mostly my group took orders for woman outerwear and underwear by number from the catalog, but the workers were allowed to answer questions about the garments that any customer might want. Since it was a monthly catalog, new lines could be mentioned which had not yet made the monthly catalog or were still in stock but not listed in the current monthly catalog. Dull work, yes but not when Patti was answering the lines. Patti was a twenty something Canadian from British Columbia, who for a while was a singer in a small Rock band. She was as funny and sexy as a girl can get, probably still is but I have lost contact with her a couple of years ago. One of the regular callers was a man who said he was looking for panties for his girlfriend. It didn't task Patti long to realize that, he never really bought anything but kept on calling, and would get off on anything related to panties. He was a real life panty pervert. As he asked questions you could hear him get more and more excited until the catalog worker would hang up on him.
Patti decided to zero in on Mr. Panties and do him in once and for all. He had called her line and said "I'm looking for panties for my girlfriend and wondering if you had anything which would impress her?" Patti made the rest of us to be very quiet and put him on speaker.

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Takeaways
- Pantie perverts are out there
- So is Patti
- Panties come in many colors and materials
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