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Mr. Pantie's Wayward Adventure

Don't Mess with Patti

By Stephen Joltin, published Jan 27, 2007
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I worked for a couple of years in a woman's cloths catalog order center. For obvious reasons as you will see this company will go nameless since the person involved might get in trouble if she still works there. Mostly my group took orders for woman outerwear and underwear by number from the catalog, but the workers were allowed to answer questions about the garments that any customer might want. Since it was a monthly catalog, new lines could be mentioned which had not yet made the monthly catalog or were still in stock but not listed in the current monthly catalog.

Dull work, yes but not when Patti was answering the lines. Patti was a twenty something Canadian from British Columbia, who for a while was a singer in a small Rock band. She was as funny and sexy as a girl can get, probably still is but I have lost contact with her a couple of years ago. One of the regular callers was a man who said he was looking for panties for his girlfriend. It didn't task Patti long to realize that, he never really bought anything but kept on calling, and would get off on anything related to panties. He was a real life panty pervert. As he asked questions you could hear him get more and more excited until the catalog worker would hang up on him.

Patti decided to zero in on Mr. Panties and do him in once and for all. He had called her line and said "I'm looking for panties for my girlfriend and wondering if you had anything which would impress her?" Patti made the rest of us to be very quiet and put him on speaker.

Takeaways
  • Pantie perverts are out there
  • So is Patti
  • Panties come in many colors and materials
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I had to read this again it is so funny!

Posted on 11/19/2007 at 10:11:00 AM

 
This was hysterical. I loved it!

Posted on 08/24/2007 at 9:08:00 PM

 
Great story and I love how Patti handled the guy.

Posted on 08/15/2007 at 8:08:00 AM

 
You have a true talent for laughter creation!

Posted on 06/19/2007 at 12:06:00 AM

 
Good one.

Posted on 02/04/2007 at 5:02:00 AM

 
I can't stop laughing. . . . . . .

Posted on 01/30/2007 at 4:01:00 PM

 
This is without doubt the funniest article I have read in a long time!!! Bummer there is no Mr Panite sequel!

Posted on 01/30/2007 at 10:01:00 AM

 
Hysterical

Posted on 01/30/2007 at 7:01:00 AM

 
hee hee I loved it Steve, that is great, I cracked up and i loved the title too!!

Posted on 01/29/2007 at 5:01:00 PM

 
LOL Oh how great! I bet he never called back again! Now I'm tempted to write about the time I worked as service operator for a satelite dish company and the customers who would have to call in to turn on the adult channels. ;)

Posted on 01/29/2007 at 3:01:00 PM

 
How pervy!!! I used to work in customer service and thankfully, this never happened to me, but a friend of mine used to be the backup person for hosting our chatroom (I worked for a floral delivery service) and would often get men coming into the chatroom looking for female companionship. I don't understand why these people DON'T call a phone sex line or go to an online chatroom that is geared toward sex as you suggested. It seemed like some of the guys coming into the chatroom got excited about harassing someone totally not interested. The classic harassment-makes-men-horny-syndrome.

Posted on 01/29/2007 at 2:01:00 PM

 
That was hysterical!! Well written! Too funny.

Posted on 01/29/2007 at 8:01:00 AM

 
What would call centers be without the weirdos? LOL :)

Posted on 01/28/2007 at 11:01:00 PM

 
LOL...nice one

Posted on 01/28/2007 at 10:01:00 PM

 
This article is a must read for anyone wanting a good laugh. I just can't stop laughing at perverted peoples stupidity.

Posted on 01/28/2007 at 9:01:00 PM

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