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Britney Spears is Naked

Shame on You, Search Engine Optimization!

Britney Spears is now naked, after taking off Jennifer Anniston's bra. Britney Spears and Jennifer Aniston are indeed, naked and taking pictures. Plaxico Burress shot himself after a failed attempt to complete Barack Obama's assassination. O.J. Simpson was sentenced in the crime, sent to jail for at least thirty-three years. Tom Cruise, top-gun pilot was also there, shirtless, before he jumped onto Oprah Winfrey's chair, and proposed to Katie Holmes.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes quickly got pregnant, or 'preggers,' adopted an African baby, and then got divorced. Cruise flew to New York to visit with Super Bowl Quarterback Tom Brady's pregnant ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, Tom Brady's acl, and Tom Brady's new girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen. The celebrity entourage was then followed by paparazzi. The Princess Di paparazzi took celebrity photographs, annoying the wealthy party on its way to Madison Square Garden to watch LeBron James dunk as a New York Knick.

Shame on You, Search Engine Optimization!

Ironically, Google's "Do No Evil" motto has been turned upside down by its own unparalleled success. The story stock introduced itself to Wall Street with a controversial Dutch auction initial public offering at $85 that spurned the conventional blue blood methods of Lower Manhattan. Investors were treated to spectacular price appreciation, rivaling the late nineties tech boom as Google shares skyrocketed to $725 within three years (GOOG has since retreated to $284).

The Mountain View, CA enterprise has emerged to dominate the search market, trouncing all expectations along this great run. The success has in fact, produced a Google trio of billionaires: Co-founders Larry Page and Sergei Brin and steady-hand chief executive officer Eric Schmidt.