The Evil Empire Returns - The 2009 New York Yankees

Finally We Can Hate the Yankees Again

Cue the evil, foreboding music...The New York Yankees have gone out and bought themselves a monster baseball team and it is the best thing that could happen to Major League Baseball. Baseball is about hating the Yankees, and the Evil Empire is back.
 For a cool 423.5 million bucks, the Yankees now have added C.C. Sabathia, A.J. Burnett, and Mark Teixeira to an already fearsome lineup. With this, the small market teams are whining and the Red Sox are now back to being the underdog. All things in baseball are now back in order.

Last season saw the up and coming Tampa Bay Devil Rays knock the Yankees down the ladder a bit, but it lacked something. For some reason, it seemed to be a foregone conclusion rather than the incredible upset that it was. The Rays have a tiny fraction of the money that the Yankees do, but the Yankees seemed to be biding their time for 2009. Sure enough, the Yankees reached out and with several quick signatures upon some very heavy checks, built another Yankees dynasty. Are they really that good? Well, let us take a look at their lineup:

Catcher - Jorge Posada - Older catcher that is as good as you can ask for behind the plate.

First Base - Mark Teixeira - One of the best in the league and sure to excel in that lineup of hitters.

Second Base - Robinson Cano - One of the up and coming stars in the league.

Shortstop - Derek Jeter - Still one of the best in the league.

Third Base - Alex Rodriguez - The best in the league.

Left Field - Xavier Nady - Showed signs last season of being among the elite.

Center Field - Brett Gardner - The one wild card in the bunch.

Right Field - Johnny Damon - Still among the most reliable in the league.

DH - Hideki Matsui - Smooth bat with an even smoother attitude.

Bench - Nick Swisher, Melky Cabrera, Wilson Betemit, Cody Ransom, Jose Molina - This group would start on virtually any other Major League ballclub.

Starting Pitchers - C.C. Sabathia, A.J. Burnett, Chien-Ming Wang, Joba Chamberlain, Phillip Hughes - Are you kidding me? All five have top level stuff, and have the potential to be number one starters. This lineup is scary.

Closer/Bullpen - Mariano Rivera - The perfect exclamation point to the Evil Empire.

Related information
  • The Yankees spent a small fortune to build a contender for 2009.
  • The Yankees are the team that everyone loves to hate.
  • The Yankees are the team that everyone loves to beat.
 
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Posted on 03/24/2009 at 8:03:48 AM

Good article, thanks for the chuckle.

Posted on 01/28/2009 at 3:01:45 PM

The fact that the Yankees have been loaded with talent and failed to win a championship, let alone make the playoffs, is proof that every team starts on an even playing field. The TAMPA BAY RAYS showed that in 2008. GREAT, GREAT, GREAT f*ckin' article, "Hot Rod"!!!! "The G-Man"

Posted on 01/28/2009 at 9:01:23 AM

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOVIN' THIS!!!!!! Yeah, go ahead....YA HATERS!!! Hate my Yankees all you want. I've been a loyal, die-hard fan ever since Bucky Dent slammed that monumental home run over "The Green Monster". CAN YA FEEL THE LOVE, RED SOX FANS? (LOL) People need to stop crying and realize that the Yankees are part of THE BIGGEST media and sports market in America, so OF COURSE they're going to spend the money to get TOP PLAYERS and put asses in seats! This has nothing to do with being "evil". It's basic economics and GREAT business sense. Moreover, spending money to get quality players DOES NOT guarantee a championship. I HATED the A-Rod and Sabathia acquisitions. ALBERT PUJOLS is THE BEST player in the game, not A-Rod! Still, I knew the trades were all about getting marquee talent to attract an even greater fan base to THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM. The fact that the Yankees have been loaded with talent and failed to win a championship, let alone make the playoffs, is proof that every tea

Posted on 01/28/2009 at 9:01:00 AM

I can't wait until baseball season. I've been waiting for the Yankees to come back. I sure do miss watching Chuck Knoblock and Paul O'Neil.

Posted on 01/27/2009 at 10:01:44 PM

Go Red Sox!!!

Posted on 01/27/2009 at 5:01:54 PM

I've never stopped hating them myself! They are the Yngwie Malmsteen of baseball!

Posted on 01/11/2009 at 6:01:49 PM

Yeah, as if we needed ANOTHER reason to curse those #*$&# Yankees.....there has been much gnashing of teeth from where I'm sitting.

Posted on 01/10/2009 at 9:01:42 PM

interesting article... thanks!

Posted on 01/10/2009 at 5:01:04 AM

Betemit was traded for Swisher so he is not on the bench. Add former Rookie of the Year Angel Berrora as the utility infielder in Betemit's place.

Posted on 01/09/2009 at 8:01:20 AM

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