The following practical jokes are redneck approved, tried and true hillbilly humor; intended for entertainment value only!
Trout & Pout
Wrap a trout in newspaper and hide it. Places like garages are best for this joke, make sure to hide the trout in a hard to reach spot and cover it completely with junk so it's not easy to find. If your victim has a lot of car parts and stuff they are in for a good long
stink!
No, not my monster truck!
As every redneck knows from hunting during whitetail season, deer attractant has a strong urine smell and is sold cheap by the gallon. Get a hypodermic needle, fill it with deer attractor and push it through the rubber seal of a car window. Push the needle deep into the into the upholstery and release. Which is more hilarious? The foul aroma of deer urine on a hot summer day or the sight of deers irresistibly humping your victim's truck? Feeling particularly sadistic? Consider substituting synthetic skunk for the ultimate stink out.
Beer Can Blow Out
Your buddy's fingers are ready on the lip of a beer can about to open a nice cold beer. As soon as the can opens, snap, fizz, boom the beer is foaming up everywhere. While most beer doesn't have much carbonation, you can still make a can explode when opened by shaking it up because the gas separates from the liquid. There's nothing like watching the horror on the face of a hillbilly denied his brew, just make sure you hide his shot gun. City slickers sell electric beer cans that shock people but a real redneck doesn't want to spend money on something like that when they could have a real beer.
Butt Crack BB
We've all seen them, the rednecks who make the rest of us country folk look bad because they always have their butts hanging of their pants. Now it's time to get even! Get a ball bearing or BB pellet and coat it all over with Icy Hot, Ben Gay or Tiger Balm. Then casually drop it down their pants and run away. Your victim will have an annoyingly hot, slippery fireball down his pants that will be hard to fish out.
Cow Patty Surprise
Trout & Pout
Wrap a trout in newspaper and hide it. Places like garages are best for this joke, make sure to hide the trout in a hard to reach spot and cover it completely with junk so it's not easy to find. If your victim has a lot of car parts and stuff they are in for a good long
No, not my monster truck!
As every redneck knows from hunting during whitetail season, deer attractant has a strong urine smell and is sold cheap by the gallon. Get a hypodermic needle, fill it with deer attractor and push it through the rubber seal of a car window. Push the needle deep into the into the upholstery and release. Which is more hilarious? The foul aroma of deer urine on a hot summer day or the sight of deers irresistibly humping your victim's truck? Feeling particularly sadistic? Consider substituting synthetic skunk for the ultimate stink out.
Beer Can Blow Out
Your buddy's fingers are ready on the lip of a beer can about to open a nice cold beer. As soon as the can opens, snap, fizz, boom the beer is foaming up everywhere. While most beer doesn't have much carbonation, you can still make a can explode when opened by shaking it up because the gas separates from the liquid. There's nothing like watching the horror on the face of a hillbilly denied his brew, just make sure you hide his shot gun. City slickers sell electric beer cans that shock people but a real redneck doesn't want to spend money on something like that when they could have a real beer.
Butt Crack BB
We've all seen them, the rednecks who make the rest of us country folk look bad because they always have their butts hanging of their pants. Now it's time to get even! Get a ball bearing or BB pellet and coat it all over with Icy Hot, Ben Gay or Tiger Balm. Then casually drop it down their pants and run away. Your victim will have an annoyingly hot, slippery fireball down his pants that will be hard to fish out.
Cow Patty Surprise
We all have coworkers we love to have fun with. This practical joke is perfect for the guy who is just way too territorial about his desk. Any time you mess with his desk is going to be fun, but going crazy with the stapler is too good to pass up.
By Bronwyn Ashbaker | Published 2/24/2006 | Read more »
Things in the world have been too serious lately. It's time to make with the laughter here.
By Bryan Alaspa | Published 6/16/2006 | Read more »
Here are ten jokes that your family will enjoy.
By R. Ann Sipper | Published 9/6/2006 | Read more »
I have come to the conclusion that practical jokesters run in families. My daughter learned from me; I learned from my father. I never knew my paternal grandfather, but I assume that must be where my father and his siblings learned this behavior.
By Judith Blakley | Published 11/22/2006 | Read more »
An apparent practical joke involving industrial strength cleaning chemicals and a slide has proven to be not funny. The joke has sent a little boy to the hospital with 2nd and 3rd degree burns.
By Richard Sepulveda | Published 4/16/2007 | Read more »
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