Top Ten Valentines Day Gifts to Leave for the Cheater

I Love You Too Honey!

Top Ten Valentines Day Gifts To Leave For The Cheater #10

-Wastebasket full of snotty Kleenex you went through while crying over his sorry ass, gift wrapped.

Top Ten Valentines Day Gifts To Leave For The Cheater #9

-Ads for penis enlargement cut out and glued to walls randomly about his
 apartment.

Top Ten Valentines Day Gifts To Leave For The Cheater #8

-"Fresh" pack of condoms with teeny pinholes left in his night stand drawer.

Top Ten Valentines Day Gifts To Leave For The Cheater #7

-Peanut Butter And Jelly Inside Pockets Of All Pants.

Top Ten Valentines Day Gifts To Leave For The Cheater #6

-Bee Hive Under Toilet Seat.

Top Ten Valentines Day Gifts To Leave For The Cheater #5

-Black Ink In Favorite Shampoo.

Top Ten Valentines Day Gifts To Leave For The Cheater #4

-Fake positive test results for new girlfriend's social disease mailed to him in official looking envelope.

Top Ten Valentines Day Gifts To Leave For The Cheater #3

-Itching powder in underwear to confirm suspicion brought on by letter.

Top Ten Valentines Day Gifts To Leave For The Cheater #2

-Replace toothpaste with Hemorrhoid cream.

Top Ten Valentines Day Gifts To Leave For The Cheater #1

-Super Glue everything on all counters, to the counters, in the exact position they normally are in.

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the devious mind of jpsixbear

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Too Funny! "-Bee Hive Under Toilet Seat." I think I'd opt for a scorpion or maybe a snake LOL. I'm kidding of course

Posted on 02/04/2009 at 6:02:43 AM

VERY funny. Thanks.

Posted on 02/01/2009 at 6:02:09 PM

I have better ones. Anthrax, cyanide, voodoo dolls, sputum lace smoothies, the likes. Not funny? Well, being cheated is not funny either...

Posted on 01/14/2009 at 7:01:50 PM

That's great. Where were you when I was in my last relationship (just kidding).

Posted on 01/13/2009 at 4:01:50 PM

Loved this. Thanks for the laugh.

Posted on 01/12/2009 at 3:01:29 PM

Hilarious! Peanut butter and jelly in pants pockets especially funny--your creativity is endless!

Posted on 01/11/2009 at 1:01:18 PM

Absolutely hilarious. Of course, the itching powder is the coup de gras.

Posted on 01/10/2009 at 6:01:46 PM

I assume that the condoms with pin holes are to be left just before you leave him for good? Otherwise it's not such a great idea!

Posted on 01/10/2009 at 8:01:47 AM

#9 is my fave. Enlargement ads... just enough to create a little insecurity. ; )

Posted on 01/09/2009 at 8:01:16 PM

i loved this..lol

Posted on 01/09/2009 at 4:01:17 PM

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